It was just bad. Bad like that carton of milk you "just so happened" to leave out all night, or, to put it bluntly, it didn't smell right. Thus have I erected a new post to make up for all of the failures of my previous post. As I write this, the sound of children's laughter coupled with Jack Thompson, ranting on about some video game or other, echoes in my mind.
On a side note, you'll probably make some "witty" joke about phalli because I said erected, won't you?
Also, I don't care that the picture is old, its relevant, dammit.
Sticky
I keep telling you. There was nothing wrong with that milk. Haven't you ever had warm soup? It's the same thing.
monochromatic
I guess you're right. Maybe it just tasted strange because of all that salt I put in it.